mercuriesrising:

This is perfect

darkfawn:

fuckingrecipes:

siuilaruin:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I feel like this is what doing coke is like…

COOK ALL THE THINGS! *whips out knives and fire* VIKING CRY INTO THE DISTAAAAANNNNNCE

I WANT TO RUN ACROSS THE COUNTRY NOW I AM SO FULL OF ENERGY

… . No, I prefer to lose weight the old fashioned way.-twirls knife- A Nice long chase works best.

Hm, instead of the Tumblr-pocalypse, it turned out to be Tumbler independence day. Lets hope she’s good at sticking to promises.

hetaliagirl104:

oflittlenote:

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.

I’ll take anything at this point =~=

my-twisted-fantasie:

society-killed-th3-teenager:

you already have

(via

TumbleOn)

You forgot one word. Never.

See this? This is a big nono.

fluffmugger:

devinden:

Spread ‘em around.

(source)

orderlybunker:

• Tumblr will remain independent
• Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
• The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
• There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
• The terms and conditions will remain the same
• Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
• ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg